[
from trailer]
Drillbit Taylor:
[
from trailer] Now in addition to the Chinese Kung Fu we've got a little Mexican Judo, as in 'Judon't know who you messin' with, homz.'
Drillbit Taylor:
Crap on a shit sandwich!
Drillbit Taylor:
You'd be surprised, anything can be turned into a weapon of mayhem or destruction.
Emmit:
Even a puppy?
Drillbit Taylor:
Especially a puppy. The Germans used em' in World War I. De Hundin Schtorman, Lightning Dog. They'd attach dynamite to them, Rommel did it, jerry bastard...
Drillbit Taylor:
So what'd you do to provoke him?
Wade:
Well he's fat, he's a dork, and I'm awesome.
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repeated line]
Drillbit Taylor:
Hoorah!
Ryan:
Remember what that douche bag Drillbit taught us? Mind over Pain!
Emmit:
I'm not a hobbit!
Drillbit Taylor:
[
to Ryan] Emmit's not a hobbit, I don't think.
Guy buying stolen stuff:
I tell you what, I'll give you 1,500 for everything.
Don:
1,500? Come on, man. This stuff holds a lot of sentimental value.
Guy buying stolen stuff:
To who?
Don:
To the poeple I stole it from.
Guy buying stolen stuff:
I don't care about them. 1,500.
Drillbit Taylor:
I'm Drillbit Taylor... US Army ranger, black-ops operative, decorated marksman, improvised weapons expert.
Wade:
Are you still in the military?
Drillbit Taylor:
I was discharged - unauthorized heroism.
Filkins:
You're Siamese queers, bitches!
Ronnie:
Holy crap, you guys are retarded!
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